Ok, so I guess I should first apologize for all my readers who have been abducted by aliens. I’m sorry you’ve had a horrifying experience, I hope you recover. I’ll make a list of where to get the materials needed.
Sometimes you come across a site that is just too good not to share and to me, this happens to be one! http://stopabductions.com/
I just wonder about their claims of “Only four failures have been reported since 1998.” Makes me wonder how they know there weren’t more. After all, if mind control is being used, you wouldn’t know you were abducted right? So, following that logic, would that mean we are dealing with the inept aliens? They aren’t following the procedure manual and clearing memories like they were supposed to?
Oh crap, what about the ones that ARE following the manual?
Damn, damn, damn, excuse me, I gotta go get some materials….